art by Zabet Stewart
Letter from the Editrices
If anyone is interested in what the hell we're doing, this would be the thing to read.
Deadly Serious: Craft Injuries
Maybe we're clumsy, maybe we're cursed, but if you can hurt yourself with it,
we've done it.
Click here for definitions of difficulty levels.
Toxic Tea Set
If you didn't think tea could be dangerous, you haven't done enough
Shout at the Knitta! Stop Sign Pole Wrap
Our first celebrity project from the crew at Knitta Please: a fiber
Boy Scout Dropout
We can't get past the "cleaver" in June Cleaver. It is Freudian?
The prettiest autoerotic asphyxiation device you'll find anywhere.
Excruciatingly Painful Party Lights
Pretty, but painful. And time consuming. Quite possibly the perfect
Family planning at its best in the Bush era: if you use these knitted
condoms, you'd better plan on having a family.
Rrrrgh . . . . Brains . . . .
Can you find all the ways to injure yourself while preparing this
delicious tomato soup? Turn the website upside down for the answer.
This Cosy is Da Bomb!
Bomb cosies are great for stash-busting. Unless you only have little