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Excruciatingly Painful Party Lights
I think I'm a masochist. I love knitting with wire, but every time I do it I think of a new and horrible way to do it that will up the pain ante. These lovely little lampshades for jazzing up any old plain strand of lights are knit on US 2 needles, which gives the resulting "fabric" roughly the same texture as a parmesan cheese grater. But they sparkly! Don't nobody can resist sparkly! Whoops, sorry, I was just channeling our High Priestess of Shameless Promotion there.
The Little Mermaid
Approximately 2" H x 1.25" W.
12sts x 16 rows = 4"
If you have never knit with wire before, we strongly recommend you read Down to the Wire from the Samhain '05 issue first, or have a good reference book handy.
On size 3 needle, CO 30, placing a bead between every other cast on stitch. (Evenly space 15 beads between 30 stitches.)
Change to size 2 needles.
K 2 rows straight.
Next row:* k1, k2tog, k across.*
Repeat from * to * until you have 26 sts
K straight until piece measures 2 inches from cast on edge.
Attach to light:
Stretch the wire fabric so that it is as large and firm as possible. Cut the end wire leaving about a 10" tail. Gently slide the stitches off the needle. Run the tail through the live stitches. Pull gently to make the sides of the piece come together. Put a light through the hole this makes. Pull the tail end of the wire tighter around the plastic base of the light until it is fastened tightly. With size F crochet hook, slip stitch the two sides together. There will probably be some overlap at the top, so just pick your line and crochet down it until you are crocheting the sides together.
Block/bend the wire into a bell shape. If you have trouble with the side opposite the seam not having enough structure because your beads aren't heavy enough to pull it down, take a length of wire and crochet a fake matching seam down that side.
Repeat until all little lights on your strand are covered.