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Lughnasadh 2008
Impaler

Chris Brown (model)
Dee Brown (photo)
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Impaler

Vlad the Impaler didn't crotchet his own ear-flapped bobble hats. And neither should you.
—Steven Wells


Continuing our foray into evolutionary haberdashery, this battle helmet features bobble rivets and a pre-bloodied spike.

by Dee Brown

Suggested Watching

Dracula: The Dark Prince
(2000, rated R)

Difficulty

Boy Scout Princess
Click here for definitions of difficulty levels.

Finished Measurements

Fits a 22"/56cm to 23"/58.5cm head.
Approx. 14"/35.5cm tall from nape to tip of spike.

Materials

  • Cascade 220 [100% wool; 220yd/201m per 3.5oz/100g skein] #8555 black, 1 sk (MC; used approx. 130 yards)
  • Cascade 220 [100% wool; 220yd/201m per 3.5oz/100g skein] #4002 dark grey, 1 sk (CC1; used approx. 60 yards)
  • Cascade 220 [100% wool; 220yd/201m per 3.5oz/100g skein] #2401 red, 1 sk (CC2; used approx. 30 yards)
  • US 6/4mm set of 5 DPNs
  • US 6/4mm 16" circular knitting needle
  • US 5/3.75mm set of 5 DPNs
  • US 4/3.5mm 16" circular knitting needle
  • Plastic canvas (for the framework of the spike)
  • Stitch holder or waste yarn
  • Stitch markers
  • Tapestry needle

Gauge

20 sts and 30 rows per 4"/10cm with larger DPNs in stockinette stitch in the round.

Design Notes

Special Stitches

M1r (make one, right leaning):
From the back, lift the bar between your last stitch and your next stitch, knit into the front of the lifted stitch.

M1l (make one, left leaning):
From the front, lift the bar between your last stitch and your next stitch, knit into the back of the lifted stitch.

Mb (make bobble):
Knit into the front, back, front, back, front of one stitch (makes 5 stitches); turn work, purl the 5 stitches; turn work, knit the 5 stitches; turn work, purl the 5 stitches; turn work, k2tog, k2tog, k1, pass two stitches made from the k2togs over the last stitch.

Directions

Hat:

With larger dpns and MC yarn, CO 8 stitches onto one DPN. Divide stitches evenly onto 4 of the needles (2 stitches per needle) and join to work in the round, being careful not to twist your work.

Rnd 1: Kfb around.
Rnd 2 (and all even rounds until listed otherwise): Knit all stitches.
Rnd 3: *K1, m1r, K2, m1l, k1* around.
Rnd 5: *K1, m1r, K4, m1l, k1* around.
Rnds 7 through 23 (odd rounds only): Continue to increase as in the prior rows, adding two knit stitches between the increases in each section until you have 104 stitches total.

Starting with Rnd 24, knit 15 rounds even for 2"/5cm.

Change to working back and forth on what would be the next round. (To help you remember, terminology will change to rows rather than rounds.)

Row 40: Place first 26 stitches on a holder or waste yarn, purl remaining stitches (for ease of working flat, these can be transferred to a cable needle if desired).
Row 41: Ssk, k to last two stitches, k2tog.
Row 42 and all even rows: Purl all stitches.
Row 43: Knit all stitches.
Row 45: Knit all stitches.

Repeat rows 40 through 45 two more times. (72 sts)

Row 59: Ssk, k to last two stitches, k2tog.
Row 61: Same as row 59.
Row 63: Ssk two times, knit to last four stitches, *k2tog* twice.
Row 65: Same as row 63. DO NOT TURN. (60 sts)

Next switch back to working in the round. Terminology will change from rows back to rounds.

Rnd 66: Pick up and knit 13 stitches from the right side of the hat between your live stitches and those on the stitch holder. Transfer stitches from holder back to the needle, pick up one additional stitch between those just transferred and those picked up, k2tog (picked up stitch with one from the holder). Knit 24 stitches along the front of the hat, transfer last stitch from the holder to the right needle, pick up one stitch from the left side of the hat, transfer stitch back to left needle, SSK (stitch from holder and picked up stitch). Pick up and knit 13 stitches from left side. You should now have 112 stitches total on the needles. If you have not yet switched to a circular needle, you may find it necessary to do so at this point so you don't lose any stitches on your DPNs.

Knit 30 stitches, place a marker to mark the new start of the round, switch to your US4 circular needle.

Rnd 67: Purl all sts.
Rnd 68: K28, m1r, k2, m1l, k10, ssk, k2tog, k24, ssk, k2tog, k10, m1r, k2, m1l, k28.
Rnd 69: Purl all sts.
Rnd 70: Switch to CC1, repeat rnd 68.
Rnd 71: K3, bobble, *k7, mb* 11 times, k4.
Rnd 72: Repeat rnd 68.
Rnd 73: Switch to MC, knit all sts.
Rnd 74: Purl all sts.
Rnd 75: Repeat rnd 68.
Rnd 76: BO all sts purl-wise

Thread tail from top of hat onto needle, pull through the inside if not already and weave in end, closing up the hole if necessary.

Spike:

With smaller dpns and CC1 yarn, CO 72 stitches onto one dpn, leaving a long tail for future use. Divide stitches evenly onto four of the needles (18 stitches per needle) and join to work in the round, being careful not to twist. Rnds 1-5: *K1, p1, k6, p2, k6, p1, k1* around.
Rnd 6: *K1, p1, k4, ssk, p2, k2tog, k4, p1, k1* around.
Rnds 7-11: *K1, p1, k5, p2, k5, p1, k1* around.
Rnd 12: *K1, p1, k3, ssk, p2, k2tog, k3, p1, k1* around.
Rnds 13-17: *K1, p1, k4, p2, k4, p1, k1* around.
Rnd 18: *K1, p1, k2, ssk, p2, k2tog, k2, p1, k1* around.
Rnds 19-23: *K1, p1, k3, p2, k3, p1, K1* around.
Rnd 24: *K1, p1, k1, ssk, p2, k2tog, k1, p1, k1* around.
Rnds 25-29: *K1, p1, k2, p2, k2, p1, k1* around.
Rnd 30: *K1, p1, ssk, p2, k2tog, p1, k1* around.
Rnds 31-33: *K1, p1, k1, p2, k1, p1, k1* around.
Rnd 34: *K1, p2tog, p2, p2togtbl, k1* around.
Rnds 35 and 36: *K1, p4, K1* around.
Rnd 37: *K1, p2tog, p2togtbl, k1* around.
Rnds 38 and 39: *K1, p2, k1* around.
Rnd 40: *Ssk, k2tog* around. (8 sts)
Rnd 41: Knit all sts.
Rnd 42: *K2tog* around (4sts)
Rnd 43: Knit all sts.

Break yarn, thread through remaining stitches and remove from needles, pull tight, turn to inside and weave in end.

Blood:

All Blood is worked in CC2.

With two of the smaller dpns for working flat, CO 3 stitches, leaving a long tail for future use.
Row 1 and all odd rows: Purl all sts.
Row 2: K1, m1r, k1, m1l, k1.
Row 4: K1, m1r, k3, m1l, k1.
Rows 6, 8 and 10: Knit all sts.
Row 12: Ssk, k3, k2tog.
Row 14, 16, 18 and 20: Knit all sts.
Row 22: Ssk, k3.
Row 24: Knit all sts.
Row 26: K3, m1l, k1.
DO NOT TURN, break yarn, leaving a 12"/30.5cm tail and set aside.

With a new needle, CO 3 stitches in CC2, leaving a long tail for future use.
Row 1 and all odd rows unless otherwise specified: Purl all sts.
Row 2, 4 and 6: Knit all sts.
Row 8: Knit all onto the needle with the reserved section on it (the reserved section will be on the right side).
Row 9: Purl all stitches, including the 5 from the first section.
Row 10: SSK, k4, k2tog.
Row 11: Purl all sts.
Rows 12 and 14: Knit all sts.
Row 16: SSK, k2, k2tog Rows 18-30: Knit all sts.
Row 31: Purl, break yarn, leaving a 12"/30.5cm tail and set aside.

With a new needle, CO 3 stitches, leaving a long tail for future use.
Row 1 and all odd rows: Purl all sts.
Row 2: K1, m1r, k1, m1l, k1.
Rows 4 and 6: Knit all sts.
Row 8: Ssk, k1, k2tog.
Rows 10 through 18: Knit all sts.
Row 20: K1, m1r, k1, m1l, k1.
DO NOT TURN, break yarn, leaving a 12"/30.5cm tail and set aside.

With a new needle, CO 3 stitches, leaving a long tail for future use.
Row 1 and all odd rows: Purl all sts.
Row 2: K1, m1r, k1, m1l, k1.
Row 4: K4, m1l, k1.
Rows 6, 8 and 10: Knit all sts.
Row 12: Ssk, k2, k2tog.
Rows 14, 16 and 18: Knit all sts.
Row 20: K2, k2tog.
Rows 22, 24 and 26: Knit all sts.
Row 28: K1, m1r, k1, m1l, k1.
DO NOT TURN, the rest will be knit in the round.

Pick up first set aside needle, join with last knit needle and k1, m1r, k2, m1l, k1.
Pick up second set aside needle, join with last needle and k1, m1r, k4. (17 sts)

Dee Brown (photo)
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Connect needles to work in the round.
Rnd 1: K1, m1r, K4 m1l, K6, m1r, K6, m1l (21 sts)
Rnd 2 and all even rounds: Knit all.
Rnd 3: *SSK, K3, k2tog* around (15 sts)
Rnd 5: *K1, k2tog, K2* around (12 sts)
Rnd 7: *K1, k2tog, K1* around (9 sts)
Rnd 9: *K1, k2tog* around (6 sts)
Rnd 10: *K2tog* around (3 sts)
Break yarn, thread through remaining stitches and remove from needles, pull tight, turn to inside and weave in end.

Sew blood to spike with the yarn tails and needle, leaving the low-hanging portion unattached for the time being. It will overlap the trim on the hat and be sewn down as the final step.

Spike Structure

Canvas pieces
Dee Brown (photo)
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Cut your plastic canvas. You need 8 pieces that are 1.25"/3.2cm wide at the bottom edge, 5"/12.7cm high at the side edge, and 5.25"/13.3cm along the angled edge.

Sewing canvas pieces.
Dee Brown (photo)
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With scrap yarn, sew your plastic canvas pieces together loosely in the following order:

1. Put the long straight sides of two pieces together and sew.
2. Put the angled side of one piece next to an angled side of one of the already sewn pieces and sew.
3. Put a long straight side of another piece next to the straight side of the last sewn piece and sew.

Continue steps 2 and 3 until all pieces are connected. Sew the first and last pieces together.

Assembly

Attach knitted spike to structure.
Dee Brown (photo)
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Place the knitted spike over the plastic canvas spike, with your inner purl creases (where you did the purl 2 between the knit sections) at the inner corners of the plastic canvas. Loosely attach it to the hat with stitch markers (the ones that open and close work great for this, though split ones should work as well), centering the outer corners between the hat's increase lines. With the long tail from the spike, sew the spike and the plastic canvas spike to the hat (this does not have to be entirely neat, since it will be hidden shortly). Weave in the tail and prepare for the next step.

Connect knitted spike to hat.
Dee Brown (photo)
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With CC1 and two of the US5 dpns, attach your yarn then pick up and knit 4 stitches from one of the inside corners of the spike - two from the spike and two from the hat.

Attachment Row: Pick up one hat stitch, k2tog with the first live stitch, k1, slip the next stitch knit-wise, pick up and slip knit-wise one stitch from the spike, knit the two slipped stitches together through the back loop.

Continue working Attachment Rows until you have gone all the way around the base of the spike. See below for special notes about turning corners.

Working an outer corner.
Dee Brown (photo)
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Outer Corners
When you come to an outer corner, it will be necessary to add more rows to curve around the corner. To do this, you will need to pick up the same stitches form the hat and the spike two or possibly three times.

Inner Corners
When coming to an inside corner, you will need less rows there, so don't pick up as many stitches.

Once you have worked around the entire spike and are back to where you started, break your yarn and graft the live stitches on your needle to the stitches from the first Attachment Row (this may take some experimentation to get right).

Sew down the remainder of the blood to the spike, trim and hat.

Finishing

Weave in ends. Block if desired to even out your stitches and spike, then go terrorize the neighbors with your shiny new hat.

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Edited by Zabet Stewart

       
 

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