This project is such fucking emotional whiplash! My apologies; I don't like it either. But! We are still here! Turns out it was indeed crossed wires, and yes, this host (Lenticular Host) should be our home for a while if not ever. (You can't really say "forever" when it comes to things like this, I think, but you get what I mean.)
I should have some time this winter to get back on the cleanup wagon here. I wonder if I'll finish...?