Eurovision

Switzerland, long known for its neutrality (how Angstylvanian!), chocolate, and precision timekeeping skilz, is now broadcasting to the world their deep-held but previously heretofore secret belief that vampires do in fact exist and they breathe fire!

We've gotten our hands on footage from a recently declassified government documentary, narrated by one DJ BoBo (we can only assume that is a code name as he is surely a top secret Swiss agent).

Watch it and weep: Vampires Are Alive

The AntiCraft would like to offer its full support to the good people of Switzerland. We stand with you.