Note from Zabet and Renee:
We were as surprised as anyone to learn that we are, in fact, related. When we first learned, we were decidedly shocked. How could two people from such different backgrounds be related? Was the world spinning out of control? Did this mean our plans for a common-law partnership were gone? Who would get our tax break if we couldnít?
But when we met Aunt Antagony, we knew we had nothing to fear, except maybe her. Auntie is a dear, sweet woman. Scratch that. She has a very distinct personality, thatís for sure. Itís been a few months since we had our first reunion with her, and since then, weíve talked on the phone with her every day, five or six times a day, each. With all the loving advice sheís given us, weíve decided that she has too, we mean, so much time to give us, and a telephone. A better outlet for her, is of course the internet.
So without further adieu, way me present Aunt Antagonyís Advice to AntiCrafters... she means well.
Dear AntiCraft staff:
I really enjoy your patterns and I feel that your designs have really helped me express myself. My concern is that I have received a lot of stares in church and I was wondering if Jesus would approve of these designs? Have you somehow led me down a DARK PATH?
Possibly Damned in Alabama
First off, I want to thank Renee and Zabet for letting me be a part of their little website. Those girls need direction, and I think this may be the only way they will get it. What is it with you kids that you think you can learn anything from the internets? Why I have half a mind to turn both of them over my knee, but we all know not either one of them know when to push the plate away.
Now onto your question: Now let me get something straight right now. I donít look at that stuff because one time Zabet showed me the website and there was a man's private parts up there on the screen and I just donít think thatís right, so I donít look at that stuff. But Jesus invented all that stuff, so I donít think he's got too much right to complain, but I guess he can if he wants, what with being the Lord and all that.
My advice is to do what you want. Everyone in Alabama is going to hell anyway.