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Mama Cat (photo)
Nets and lures to captivate and catch the desired prey.
Sex, Death, and Fly-Fishing
Rrrrgh . . . . Brains . . . .
5”/12.7cm W x 5”/12.7cm H
Fly Fishing Diagram (pdf format)
If you are actually planning on wearing this piece, you might want to snip off the fishooks from the lures for safety reasons, unless you have a deep desire to mutilate yourself or others. You may want to snip them off just for ease of handling even if you aren't planning on wearing it. It's up to you. We're not responsible for any accidental piercings or back-alley vasectomies.
Connect 3 large snap swivels in a row (snap to next swivel). This is the top row of the merkin, which on the diagram contains whole snap swivels B, I, and A.
Connect 5 medium snap swivels in a row (snap to next swivel). This row will hang in a V-shape and become the left and right sides of the merkin.
On the diagram, it is made of whole snap swivels C, E, F, J, and D.
Connect 3 extra-small snap swivels in a row (snap to next swivel). This row will bisect the merkin vertically, and on the diagram includes whole snap swivels K, G, and H.
Attach Snap C to Swivel K.
Attach Snap H to Swivel D (where Snap J is also attached).
Name the 6 small snap swivels L, M, N, O, P, and Q, then attach them in this order:
Take jig spinner off wire and hang from Eye F.
Use jump rings to hang the lures from the top row of large snap swivels. Place them in the Snap, Eye, or Swivel, as you see fit.
Use fishing line to hang around hips from the top row's end swivels.
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